Zoey

My Dog Resume

In All About Me, Seeking attention, Shelley Widhalm on February 9, 2014 at 11:30 am

Here is my resume, demonstrating my best effort to make the most out of being an unpaid human companion.

ZOEY SUZANNE WIDHALM
P.O. Box 9
Loveland, CO 80537
ZoeysPaw.wordpress.com

SUMMARY: A long-haired miniature dachshund, I am experienced in catching and fetching, toy delivery, food tasting and hole-digging.

WORK HISTORY
• Jan. 2009-present: Companion to humans, dog model in videos and photos, ball catcher, toy retriever, food sampler and hole-digger for the Widhalm residence.
• Feb. 2008-Jan. 2009: Puppy-in-training, learning basic commands and dog obedience skills.

EDUCATION
• Intermediate dog training: Learned advanced dog tricks and agility skills, received in 2010, PetSmart.
• Puppy kindergarten: Learned basic commands, such as sit, lie down, come, stay, stand and shake (I don’t like that one), received in 2009, PetSmart.

AFFILIATIONS/AWARDS
• Cutest dachshund ever, as rewarded by everyone.
• Most petted, beloved, cuddliest and loving dog, rewarded by my BFF Shelley.

SPECIAL SKILLS
• Dog blogging.
• Canine poetry.
• Typing, 20 wpm.
• Digging, 3 inches/hour.
• Smelling, (all the time).
• Running (really fast).

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