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A Dog’s Big Day (i.e. my birthday!)

In Shelley and Zoey, Shelley Widhalm on December 21, 2014 at 11:30 am

This is an obvious way to love your dog by hosting a birthday party just for them. Zoey's birthday is Dec. 20, and she would like you to put the date in your calendar.

This is an obvious way to love your dog by hosting a birthday party just for them. Zoey’s birthday is Dec. 20, and she would like you to put the date in your calendar.

I turned six yesterday on Saturday, Dec. 20, five days before Christmas.

For that reason, I want to let the world know that my wish list for my birthday also applies to Christmas.

Here is what I want for my big day and then on the holiday:

  • Treats, particularly soft and chewy, chicken- or beef-flavored, bones.
  • Stuffed animals that are larger than me, so that I can grab them by the scruff and shake, shake, shake, in imitation of my wild side.
  • Balls for fetch, that once I tire of chasing, I chew off the outer layers, rolling the ball between my paws to pull apart every seam. My BFF Shelley doesn’t like it when I do this.
  • No new clothes (I am forced to wear them, and I put up with it, because I’m a nice dog and all).
  • Love and lots of attention, preferably 24-7.
  • Play dates with other dogs (as long as they’re my size or smaller) and cats. I just love cats, but they seem, for some reason I can’t figure out, to not like me so much.
  • Table food, instead of dog food.

So, did you take notes? I am waiting patiently for my presents—oh, and some love, too.

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